What is a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this

This will be my first post in a very very long time this will also be my first post ever dictated to my iPhone for ass will see how badly Siri fucks this up

Apparently the iPhone does not do punctuation and could potentially be problematic as I hate editing but we shall see how this goes

This won't be long as it is past midnight and I really shouldn't be making this much noise postglacial see what is to come in the days ahead

Post glacial? really Siri really?

I weep for the future of technology